Well today was in fact my birthday an it was quite awesome. As a joke my brother bought me a rubbish Mario Kart present which is quite ironic because I was talking about Mario Kart last week. Here’s some pictures of the “bad” boy:

The packaging even came with a Nintendo Seal of quality even though the quality of the actual kart isn’t really top standard. Also, as you can see from the pictures, there are only two buttons....forward and, idiotically, reverse to the right. Yes, reverse to the right. Why Nintendo, why? You could have just given me a left and right button instead but no, that would just be too simple. Well enough about that matter I want to ask you a simple question. What is your ideal birthday present?!